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10th Rule Books podcast

Apr 28, 2022

“What did you do in the circus, little man? Were you a clown?”

“Last guy who called me a clown got punched in the dick.”

“Then what?”

“I was never in the circus, you Andy Warhol-looking piece of shit. I’m not here to do tricks or entertain your albino ass.  Before you ask, I don’t know Frodo, Snow...

Apr 22, 2022

“There’s a fence.”

“Is it twelve feet tall?”




“Does he have dogs?”

“No, he hates them. He does have a lion.”

“You told me, does it roam the grounds free?”


“Does it bark?”

“No, it’s a lion.”

“I think Felix and I can handle a fence.”


Apr 14, 2022

“I don’t want to see her get hurt.”

“Well, that can be arranged."

“It can?”

“Sure, we’ll hurt you first. Bad enough you won’t be worrying about her anymore.”

“Come on…”

“Don’t plead. You’re a fucking lion tamer for god’s sake, you should have nuts the size of basketballs.”


Apr 7, 2022

“Just stay low, they won’t be looking for you.” 

“Staying low is kind of my specialty.” 

“You know what my specialty is Marco?” 


“Shooting people who fuck with me in the face.”

This week Scott Cumming seeks to influence the influencers in the most extreme way possible in his flash fiction...